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TV to aid panda potency

March 28, 2007

Pandas (AP)

The Associated Press story begins: “Chuang Chuang the panda (seen above) has been spending his days in front of a big screen television watching panda porn.”

I don’t think there’s anything positive that can possibly come out of a story with that lede! 🙂

Yes, now the animal kingdom has been exposed to a panda Spice network of sorts in order to increase their mating activity, which for pandas, is vital to their survival as a species (and zoo’s revenues … everyone LOVES pandas!)

The Thai zookeepers say it hasn’t helped yet, but they are hoping for next month’s release of “Gentle Ben” on DVD to see if that will warm Chuang Chuang’s romantic heart.  (just kidding…)

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