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Britney FREE from rehab (Happy hour starts in 10 hours!)

March 21, 2007

Congrats to Britney Spears for successfully completing her rehabilitation stint in Malibu. 30 days off the sauce and she’s instantly more credible and trustworthy, right?

Britney is free! (splashnews)The media is abuzz today with who what the pop tart might drink smoke do next:

  • From GenerationQ: Will she go to ex-hubby Kevin Federline‘s birthday party tonight in Hollywood? (update: party canceled, according to Page Six) Or will she try to track down former beau Justin Timberlake, who she was rumored to have obsessed over during her rehab stay.
  • From National Ledger: Will Britney be taking up tennis? She was alleged to have taken her unknown tennis partner at the rehab center to nearby bushes, where she had to be separated by security staff after some “groping” was going down.

More after the jump …

  • From the Post-Chronicle: Will Spears head to the bank to check on her financial status, rumored to be near bankruptcy? She is alleged to have spent nearly two-thirds of her fortune in the past two years ($21 MILLION! wow!).
  • From StarPulse: Will Britney head home to Louisiana, where her favorite aunt Chanda McGovern wants her to smell the Bayou air to refresh her senses in a relatively normal enviornment? “Britney has to sort her priorities out and quickly, before it is too late, otherwise she may end up dead,” McGovern said.
  • From Hollywood.TV: Will she try to become Coca-Cola’s new poster girl, after being rumored to consume 24 cans of Coke A DAY?! That beats my two 2-liters of Coke Zero per day kick.

I give it FIVE DAYS until we see Britney’s partying making headline … synchronizing watches NOW! … *beep*.

Just as an aside, I really liked Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Saturday Night Live’s stab at Britney’s past Vegas pantless exploits:


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