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A bad day to be Paris Hilton: Candid pics, vids go public

January 25, 2007

Then again, what’s a good day to be a tone-deaf, party-hopping, drug-taking, dumb-as-rocks socialite? PopSugar posts today that a 6,000-square-foot self-storage unit in Los Angeles rented by Paris Hilton has been sold off because a third-party didn’t pay the $208 rental bill.

SiteParisOops! No direct debit, Paris?

All of the contents were auctioned off in September, which contained videos and pictures so damning that the National Enquirer could live for a YEAR off of the trash.

Now, a new subscription-only, not-safe-for-workplace-viewing site, Paris Exposed, has acquired all this content, which includes links to the racy video and pictures. (Google it to find a link…)

Also, expired passports, licenses, checks, diaries and a ton of other damaging stuff from “young Paris” and her wonder years is on the site.

This gives new meaning to buy low, sell high! More after the break…

According to PopSugar, here’s what the site is supposed to contain:

  • Have you ever seen a kilo of cocaine? How about on someone’s chest? (Ed note: Yeah right.) [Watch billionaire kids snort cocaine off the chest of one of their friends].
  • What does she really think about Nicole Ritchie (sic)? Read exclusive notes and letters.
  • Did she really give Cher’s son genital herpes? (Ed note: Hilarious)
  • Is Paris still bisexual? See the videos
  • Get the private phone numbers of 1,000’s of celebrities including Donald Trump, Chelsea Clinton (Ed note: Random), Michael Jackson, Nicole Ritchie (sic), Christina Aguilera, Pink, Madonna, Governor Schwarzenegger and many more.

Seriously, go check it out. The list, if true, offers a pretty intense invasion of privacy. Paris’ towel boy Publicist Elliot Mintz has responded by saying “We certainly are going to explore all of our legal options about this matter.” If there is any truth to the website’s claims, expect to see all the contents vomited onto the internet quite soon. I, for one, am holding my breath.

OK, two questions…

  • First, if you’re a celebrity (term used loosely) like Hilton, how is this stuff NOT under lock and key somewhere?? C’mon, I’d even have a rent-a-cop outside … not that THAT would be suspecious or anything…
  • Second, weren’t you just counseling Britney Spears on her moral situation?

This is going to be a FIRESTORM for the “axis of evil” bigwig, with a likely legal fight ahead.

Enjoy the crash-n’-burn! I sure will.

[UPDATE: Paris has filed the lawsuit against the site, claiming, amongst other things, copyright infringement?!?!  I didn’t know you could copyright your private parts!]

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  1. January 27, 2007 6:55 am

    Well, that’s par for the course from Paris. Once in a while, someone needs to blow in her ear and giver her a refill.

    I could care less about her really…but I did write a piece recently about a favorite topic of hers, how to go commando. You can check it out at:

    Like the image “vomitted onto” the Internet brings to mind by the way, lol.

  2. Sen McCartney permalink
    January 29, 2007 8:24 pm

    Egads, Paris is still around? Please put her out of our misery.

  3. February 3, 2007 4:35 pm

    What’s a poor…sorry, very rich girl supposed to do?

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