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Jesus H. Cruise: Actor is Scientology’s prophet?

January 23, 2007

This story makes my brain hurt: The Sun (UK) is reporting that leaders of the Church of Scientology have deemed actor Tom Cruise (yes, THAT Tom Cruise) is their new “Jesus Christ-like” prophet, who will spread their religion around the world.Tom Cruise in South Park

I feel sick. From the Sun article:

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

So that makes “Cruise-mas” a holiday on July 3, since that’s his birthday.

Woohoo! With the 4th of July, that’ll give us a 4-day holiday in the States on occasion.

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  1. stupidtom permalink
    January 23, 2007 4:22 pm

    if Tom Cruse is Scientology Jesus they can make the cross out of popsicle sticks.

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