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Britney Spears’ watch: Day 3

December 4, 2006

The all-you-can-eat Britney SpearsLindsay LohanParis Hilton troika coverage continues.

Britney in B&WIt’s Day 3 of the Spears’ no-pants tour (we don’t count weekends, because a good night’s sleep is good for every part of the body — even Ms. Spears’ umm…well…bare area?)

Here’s what’s shaking around the Web about Ms. “Oops, I bared it again.” and her “axis of evil” co-horts:

PARTYING WITH PANTIES: Britney showed up for her 25th birthday party Saturday at Hyde in Hollywood, and was serenaded by the paparazzi on hand with a “Happy Birthday” chorus.

I hope so! Britney’s bare shots are paying for those photographers’ kids’ college funds. Or some better telephoto lenses for those super close-ups.

MSNBC has the scoop:

Of course, it was photo madness when Britney arrived.

But as for her recent habit of partying without panties, that was not the case this weekend.

During dinner, Brit lifted her mini-dress to show the photogs she was indeed partying with panties.

And while Amy Poehler made a few flashing jokes on “Saturday Night Live” at Britney’s expense this weekend, Access Hollywood has learned Britney has taken steps to end the trend.

According to lingerie boutique Le Bra owner Jason Amir Majdi, Britney purchased thousands of dollars worth of lingerie.

“The collection that she took with her was about $3,400,” Jason told Access.

And speaking of purchase, Hilton shopped at Beverly Hills boutique Kitson earlier in the day spending thousands on Britney’s birthday presents.

Among the gifts — teddy bear necklaces, matching headbands (because Hilty and Brit have to dress alike of course) and onesies and T-shirts for Britney’s sons.

POLE POSITION: Well, I guess any kind of exercise is good.

Paris Hilton has been teaching Britney the art of the striptease, including lessons at Hilton’s home in Hollywood on her home’s stripper pole, according to Jeanette Walls.

My question: Where do you go for a stripper pole for the home? It’s not exactly an item you can score at the Home Depot or Lowe’s.

Walls has more on Britney and Paris:

Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears’ thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.

“Maybe they were going to reprise the stunt Britney and Madonna pulled,” says one source, referring to the smooch at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, “but they decided that it was so three years ago.”

I’m glad that idea got snubbed. It’s not like Paris and Britney need MORE coverage than this “situation” is already getting.

IT’S ALL CONTEXT: MSNBC also put together a hilarious fictional text-message chat between Hilton and Spears, which may explain why both of them pulled out of the co-host gig at the Billboard Music Awards tonight:

Heirhead (4:30:10 PM): did you see the pics? U are hot!

BritBrit (4:33:25 PM): My mom is sooo freaked!

Heirhead (4:33:55 PM): haha

BritBrit (4:35:01 PM): Not funny!!!1!

Heirhead (4:35:36 PM): Wanna go to Manx 2nite?

BritBrit (4:37:30 PM): OK, but i’m wearin’ drawers this time!

Heirhead (4:47:55 PM): LOL! NOT!

BritBrit (4:49:01 PM): Your a bad influence! (Mom sez so!)

Now, it could have been something like that, or maybe it’s the fact that Spears is getting close-and-personal with Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis that’s straining their relationship.

MORAL SUPPORT?: Adult film superstar Jenna Jameson is throwing her support behind Britney’s behind, according to the National Ledger:

Star Magazine caught up with the legendary entertainer and asked the world’s most popular adult film star, think of Britney Spears’ recent pantyless adventures with the paparazzi?

The answer was not surprising.

“More power to her! If you’ve got it, flaunt it!” Jameson, 32, told Star magazine on Dec. 2, during the VH1 Big in ’06 Awards at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, Calif. “I’ve lived my life like that — and obviously, so has Britney.”

Crossroads coverWHAT ARE THE ODDS?: A popular Internet gambling site is taking bets on whether Paris and Britney will appear together in a film.

And no, they aren’t thinking Crossroads 2.

They’re thinking of something in the “adult” variety. From Gambling911:

It was somewhat of a joke that controversial online gambling website BetUS.com released betting odds on whether Britney Spears and Paris Hilton would end up starring in a “girlie” film together by the end of next year. Still no word on how many bets were placed in this regard.

But all the ingredients are now in place, including rumors of a Britney Spears/Paris Hilton love tryst.At +1500, a $1 bet would pay out $15 at BetUS.com should such a film be released.

MEANWHILE, AT THE FIRE HALL… :Lindsay Lohan’s been missing from all the Paris-Britney news as of late. Maybe it’s because she’s been 12-steppin’ it and attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Her mom confirmed this to Access Hollywood:

“As a parent you tell them what you can tell them, but she’s 20 and I’m not gonna say stay home and don’t go out,” she told the KIIS host. “That’s a ridiculous thing to do. When you’re 20 you have to learn a lot on your own so I’m there for support and I’ll obviously give her my opinion, but she’s fine. She’s OK.”

Leslie Sloane, publicist for the star affirmed Dina’s statement that Lindsay is in AA. “She is attending meetings. It’s a positive thing,” Sloane told Access Hollywood. She added that Lindsay has been to a couple of meeting and that the star is making “slow progress” and “doesn’t want to be judged.”

If this is a serious attempt by Lohan to recover from her partying ways and not just PR spin, then kudos to her. It’s never too late to get straight.

AND FINALLY, A THREAT!: Britney’s first husband of 55 hours, Jason Alexander, said he was called by Spears before a recent TV interview and warned to keep all juicy details to himself, if he knew what was good for him.

From the Post-Chronicle:

Britney Spears has been running around without any underwear of late and many have been calling her a floozy. With the latest claim by ex-hubby Jason Alexander, one could argue that we might be able to add thug to our favorite Pop-Tart’s growing list of derogatory descriptions.

Even though ex-husband Jason Alexander is secretly hoping for reconciliation now that her marriage to Kevin Federline is heading for the divorce courts, reports claims that Spears left him a voicemail message in reference to his FOX interview saying “Don’t say anything you’d regret.”

Spears’ childhood friend and first husband, Jason Alexander, went on the Fox Network’s Dr. Keith Ablow show to discuss his ex’s recent breakup.

“I was in love (with her). There are a lot of things that me and Britney had. We have always been friends and we have always have our times together – when she would be home off of work and I would be home from school.”

More to come as our vigil continues…

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6 Comments
  1. December 5, 2006 1:13 am

    hey don’t beat yourself down dude! you are probably a famous blogger right around the corner. i just found my blog as the “featured blog for trading stock options” on wordpress.com tags. thats freaken awesome . finally some respect on information nobody is interested in! hahahaha!!!! later -fn ;D

  2. December 5, 2006 10:40 am

    So what do Britney, George Bush and Mel Gibson have in common? Answer below…

    http://markdaycomedy.wordpress.com/2006/12/03/britney-spears-mel-gibson-and-the-joys-of-no-underwear/

  3. December 5, 2006 8:50 pm

    I have a few theories about the Britney crotch shots:

    (1) She’s going through a phase
    (2) She doesn’t give a crap
    (3) She needs the publicity

    Of course I could be wrong about any of this. She’s taking stripper lessons from Paris Hilton? That will probably come back and bite her one day. You never know what her other “Axis of Evil” pals will do next. They’re all publicity whores, lol

  4. December 6, 2006 7:20 am

    I vote option 2, fxm. She’s got more than enough dough to live comfortably, and can make the shift to Hilton-like socialite status anytime.

  5. December 9, 2006 12:18 am

    Bottom line is Britney’s got more money than people realize. Panties or no panties, she’s pretty much powerful in Hollywood.

  6. April 5, 2008 7:58 am

    OHHH
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    amo ela de mais
    so fã della a 3 anosssssss
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