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The forces of evil unite

November 28, 2006

Courtesy of the Londay Daily Mail

This photo is the international sign for “trouble.”

The London Daily Mail is all over this odd threesome of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, driving home from the bars at 5 a.m. in L.A. in a two-seater sportscar Mercedes McLaren SLR last night.

Wait, wasn’t Lohan ticked at Hilton for throwing a drink in her face at a club days ago? Well, hey, I guess when you want to save on cab limo fare, you take any ride available.

This just days after Spears and Hilton had a party raided by the cops in Las Vegas, and Spears danced with no pants or underwear at a Vegas nightclub.

And Paris has had recent trouble holding her liquor while singing her “hit” single, and was suspected of hacking into Lindsay’s phone voice mail. Man, that Hilton is a whiz with the cell phones… remember her famous Sidekick phone scandal from 2005?

Ain’t single life (or The Simple Life) grand?

[UPDATE: MSNBC has more notes about the party busted by the cops. Seems Paris was claiming Lohan assaulted her. But this was before they all hopped into the Mercedes together. I can’t keep up with all of this. Who hates who? They’re all still single, right?

From MSNBC’s report:

Reports have surfaced that there was a shouting match between Lindsay and Paris, with Lohan eventually leaving the party allegedly by security escort. Hours later, Lohan, in front of paparazzi agency X-17’s cameras, accused the heiress of assaulting her, while pointing to a bruise on her left arm. Paris’ publicist Elliot Mintz has denied any assault took place.

Paris and Lindsay have had a long history of public spats. Hilton was spotted laughing when oil heir Brandon Davis branded Lohan “firecrotch” and most recently Lindsay was captured calling the “Simple Life” star a derogatory name on camera earlier this month. ]

[SECOND UPDATE: One of my favorite blogs, TV Squad, has the scoop that Lindsay Lohan is now blaming the TV show Sex and the City for her social misbehavior and party lifestyle in a recent article.

Are you kidding me? Just because you own the DVD boxed set of Sarah Jessica Parker‘s most-important contribution to society doesn’t mean you have a license to shirk your celebrity responsibilities.

Just what those are…. ummm … I’ll get back to this tomorrow.

From TV Squad’s Bob Sassone:

Lindsay Lohan says that the girls of Sex and the City are to blame for the way she lives her life, that Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall and the others taught her that settling down with one man wasn’t the thing to do, that she should play the field and sleep with a bunch of different people.]

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One Comment
  1. November 30, 2006 1:15 pm

    Oi…too much drama with those three girls.
    They should be seperated and placed in three different parts of the continent.

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